By Jakob Montrasio Fifteen Tracks. Fifteen Scandals. One Final Indictment. Pornstars & Pardons, a politically charged hip-hop diss album targeting U.S. President Donald J. Trump.
Part artistic protest, part sonic trial, the album takes fifteen of Trump’s most notorious scandals — from porn star hush money to foreign collusion, from insurrection to failed steaks — and weaponizes them through raw, unfiltered rap lyrics set to hard-hitting beats. Inspired by the lyrical savagery of artists like 2Pac, Eminem, and Pusha T, each track acts as an indictment set to music.
This isn’t satire, it’s a public record — with rhythm.
Highlights from the Tracklist:
- “$130k Per Inch”
Breaking down the hush money payments to Stormy Daniels - “Family Bidness”
A scathing look at Ivanka and Jared’s White House power grab - “Alligator Alcatraz”
A dystopian vision of Trump’s authoritarian immigration plans - “Hands Where They Shouldn’t Be”
From Access Hollywood to indictment courtrooms - “Indictment Symphony”
A climactic rap-opera that covers all 45 felony charges
A Visual and Sonic Assault
The album’s cover art, created in a Ralph Steadman–meets–Renaissance style, shows Trump at a grotesque Last Supper–style table surrounded by allies, porn stars, and ghostly mugshots.
Raw. Relentless. Real.
The lyrics are profane, unapologetic, and grounded in real events — with court transcripts, audio recordings, and financial trails turned into lyrical punchlines. With AI-enhanced production and a signature diss flow that fuses street battle energy with political commentary, Pornstars & Pardons sets a new bar for protest music in the AI age.
There’s a dark poetry in how Trump’s empire was built on lies, branding, and betrayal, this album doesn’t just call him out — it puts him on trial.
ALL PROFITS DONATED TO ANTI-TRUMP CAUSES
In a final twist of poetic justice, I am donating 100% of the album’s streaming and sales revenue to a coalition of causes Donald Trump publicly despises — including:
It’s not just about calling him out, it’s about making sure every stream funds something he tried to destroy. This donation drive is being dubbed “The Trump Tax: Restitution by Rhythm.”
Pornstars & Pardons is available now on all major streaming platforms:
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The album, titled Pornstars & Pardons, is a brutal, unapologetic hip-hop indictment of President Donald J. Trump, covering decades of scandals, crimes, and collapse.
Described as “N.W.A. meets Watergate,” the 15-track concept album turns some of Trump’s most infamous moments — from hush money and failed steaks to Alligator Alcatraz and the Capitol riots — into explosive, beat-driven trial exhibits. Each track matches the intensity of classic diss anthems, taking cues from 2Pac, Eminem, Pusha T, and Run the Jewels, but flips them into modern political war cries. The album’s tone is deliberately explicit, often profane, but unapologetically rooted in documented truths.
The voice on the tracks is fierce, furious, and theatrical — a fusion of courtroom drama and street battle. Every word is delivered with purpose and venom. There are no features, no label, no compromises. Just bars, evidence, and fury. This album pulls no punches. It’s raw, NSFW, and designed to provoke. Every track was written to expose hypocrisy, amplify truth, and remind the world that no amount of gold can silence guilt.
